I reserve 1 star for the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst, etc. Election Erection was suggested to be in what I now realize was a joke. The plot and dialogue in this were some of the worst additions ever to the free on Amazon erotic short story genre, which is already lacking in so many respects. No human would ever say or do what these characters did. And there is nothing sexy about the description of an old judge and his flaccid manhood. The author also uses the same word for manhood (one I cannot repeat here) constantly as if it's the only word they know.Read this book only if you are bored and want to laugh. Otherwise, pretend it does not exist and move on with your life. You will thank me later.